Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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