I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
