i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
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