Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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