I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
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