your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
