I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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