She's JV to your varsity
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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