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I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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