Having a random hookup so left but love u
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Randomize
