Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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