hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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