Yo dont text me then not text me
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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