You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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