Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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