Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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