that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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