Whoa Z and x make the same sound
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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