I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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