i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
honey bunches of taint.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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