forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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