hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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