Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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