You made me cry and you don't even care
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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