i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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