I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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