ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
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