So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Blood and glitter go together right?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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