no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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