Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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