It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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