There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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