i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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