I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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