i always forget guys have bellybuttons
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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