Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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