god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
