I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
