no. you can't hotbox the world.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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