No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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