running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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