is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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