Joe is yelling at the trees again.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
well, you know. whores of a feather.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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