Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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