Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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