I should be sponsored by Trojan
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
This toilet bowl is my home.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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