Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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