Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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