Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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