Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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