How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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