she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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