sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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